a note from taylor's girlfriend

years ago before i met the hubby, i was someone's pseudo-girlfriend. a gay friend, who hasnt come out to everyone, needed a pseudo-girlfriend so there i was. a pseudo is someone who pretends or a replacement, making me a pretend-girlfriend. no touchy-feely, no PDA involved, just introductions: guys, meet cheri..

alas, this is not the case with taylor lautner. admittedly, i'm not a twi-mom (a mom who digs twilight). i never swooned over pale edward, nor the fact that a werewolf and a vampire is fighting over a human who may as well be their lunch.

jacob, on the other hand, is a whole other fajita.

at a local cinema stood a standee with jacob's words written on it: i will always love you, bella. until your heart stops beating, i will always be here. coming from a werewolf, i should be scared. it sounds menacing...menacingly sweet. and i swooned.

as i've said, alas! but i am NOT taylor's girlfriend, making this last week's lie. i wish to thank those who believed that it can happen.  your positivity astounds me.

this week, take a guess which among the list is a lie and i'll reveal the answer next thursday.

1. i'm a frustrated baker.
2. my brother is gay.
3. i voted for lee dewyze on american idol.